Billy reunites with Allie for a fantastic trip down drunken memory lane. Apparently, Billy is Escalade Guy! Allie recounts how they were caught in the back of a black Escalade by her then-girlfriend. Oops. Billy was marked with the Scarlet A with a neck full of hickies because, karma.
Trigger Warning: This episode involves a story regarding a sexual assault. If you have a history of rape trauma, you may want to skip this week's show or a portion of it.
Allie admits to some infidelity in her past. Billy just went on a first date with a woman who admits to cheating on many of her past boyfriends. Would you date a cheater? Have you cheated? Email the show and tell us what you think!
Allie has caught the love bug. The two brainstorm how she can drop the L-bomb on her younger boy toy. My first recommendation? Don't have important talks via texting. Because we're freaking adults. Plus, Allie drives a fork lift at work. Who wouldn't fall in love with a woman like that?!
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