Happy holidays, whores! Billy sits down with Susie for the first time in 8 years. Susie reveals that he was her first kiss! Billy shares his first kiss story with a bit less enthusiasm. Susie also admits that she is still a virgin at the age of 25. Interesting!
This is my first Christmas away from my family following a disagreement over Thanksgiving. Thank you all for listening and being with me in spirit during the holidays.
Susie and Billy discuss the "bases." What do you consider to be second base? Email in YOUR base labels. Plus, Susie confuses "room jobs" for "rimjobs," which is just f*cking adorable.
Susie is a devout Christian. Billy is an atheist. SITCOM! Hear an interesting conversation about religion's role in developing Susie's sexuality.
Love the love! Both of these hopeless romantics should be singing Queen's "Somebody To Love." Susie has never had a boyfriend and we all know about Billy's dating woes! Love makes things special and awesome, including sex.
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