The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest for Love—Sponsored by Pure

Professional dominatrix Lady Zombie is the special guest on the last episode of 2014 of The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest for Love! This badass scary woman dishes on BDSM, kink and the underworld of New York City. Lady Zombie explains why 50 Shades of Grey is NOT an accurate representation of BDSM. For those of you who want a better sexier movie, check out the kink-approved film Secretary!

Billy looks back on 2014 and what his year has looked like. There have been many ups and downs for him but the comedian is happy with what he's accomplished and looks forward to the exciting year ahead. What are your sexual achievements of 2014? What sexy goals do you have for the upcoming new year? Email those to manwhorepod@gmail.com!

Kink can look like all sorts of things. Lady Zombie teaches us about medical play, blood play and sounding and what it's like to have another person's life quite literally in your hands. Billy just doesn't want anything to go in his urethra!

Do you want to take your pants off with Billy Procida? Come join the No Pants Subway Ride on January 11 in New York City! Email in to RSVP and we'll gather the Manwhore Podcast Army together!

Check out Lady Zombie online:
Facebook: Facebook.com/LadyZombieinfo
Twitter: @LadyZombie
www.LadyZombie.com

This week's episode is (unofficially) sponsored by Ali's Savage Traits. For your very own customizable fangs, visit EmbraceYourHunger.net!

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Direct download: 2014-12-31-Lady-Zombie.mp3
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Happy holidays, whores! Billy sits down with Susie for the first time in 8 years. Susie reveals that he was her first kiss! Billy shares his first kiss story with a bit less enthusiasm. Susie also admits that she is still a virgin at the age of 25. Interesting!

This is my first Christmas away from my family following a disagreement over Thanksgiving. Thank you all for listening and being with me in spirit during the holidays.

Susie and Billy discuss the "bases." What do you consider to be second base? Email in YOUR base labels. Plus, Susie confuses "room jobs" for "rimjobs," which is just fucking adorable.

Susie is a devout Christian. Billy is an atheist. SITCOM! Hear an interesting conversation about religion's role in developing Susie's sexuality.

Love the love! Both of these hopeless romantics should be singing Queen's "Somebody To Love." Susie has never had a boyfriend and we all know about Billy's dating woes! Love makes things special and awesome, including sex.

Support Dillon Birdsall's documentary by checking out V-Card: The Film on Facebook! Watch Dead Panda Comedy's Warm and Fuzzy video about love!

This week's episode is sponsored by candy corn. Candy Corn: We're not just for Halloween anymore.

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Direct download: 2014-12-24-Susie.mp3
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Self-described cougar Monica joins us on The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest for Love. Comedians Billy Procida and Monica discuss marriage, divorce and infidelity. Monica hates to tell ya, but your happy relationship is probably not as happy as you think. As House taught us: everybody lies.

Monica was one of Billy's first cougars. She was ever so gentle. Is age just a number or a valid restriction to make? Young guys seem to swarm to Monica and Billy shares the moment he swore off 18-year-olds. As our funny guest puts it, "My pussy needs a bouncer!"

Billy laments about leaving a sex party alone and going home to an empty bed. Love continues to elude your humble host but he remains optimistic. So for now, he'll just have to keep enjoying having sex with amazing women. But if one of them wants to go out to dinner with him, that would be pretty cool, too.

Monica and Billy are both stand-up comedians in New York City. The debate about whether comics should date or sleep with each other arises yet again. Can two depressed, self-loathing funny people be mature adults about breaking up?

Check out Monica's show: Safe Word Podcast.

Twitter: @MokaVida

This week's episode is sponsored by tragedy because like tragedy, you'll never forget this episode.

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Direct download: 2014-12-17-Monica.mp3
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The legendary Nikki from Tinder returns to The Manwhore Podcast on this week's episode. Nikki rejoins Billy to catch up and chat about his serial killer-like wall of Post-It notes. Nikki also analyzes Billy's assortment of masturbation lubricants and empty cans of Diet Pepsi.

Billy discusses the recent controversial episode of HBO's The Newsroom regarding campus rape and how being right sometimes makes you the asshole. He also brings up the recent Eric Garner and Mike Brown (and who knows whichever murdered black man) decisions to not indict police officers in the line of duty. It's about to become a long drought for cops looking to get laid.

Nikki brings up her recent dating life and experiences using online dating. Billy recounts her request to organize a gangbang for her. The two also trade random impressions involving asking for more peen.

This week's episode is sponsored by books. Books: to remind other people that you're better than them.

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Direct download: 2014-12-10-Nikki.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

This week's special guest is latex fetishist Kelly Lee Dekay. Kelly talks to Billy about being a BDSM domina and explains the difference between her various slaves. Kelly explains the wonderful origin story behind her latex fetish and her goal to become a fabulous comic book super villain.

Billy gives advice to one listener about whether or not to text a guy back. Despite his morning-after cuddles, this listener is worried about one big problem.

Kelly Lee Dekay is all about letting your freak flag fly! She explains the real truth about lifestyle tightlacing and how her corset fetish lets her realize the kinky lady she wants to be. Plus, Billy learns about fashion icons like Mr. Pearl, Alexander McQueen and Fakir Musafar.

Check out Kelly Lee Dekay online!
www.kellyleedekay.com
Facebook: Facebook.com/OfficialKellyLeeDekay
Twitter: @kellyleedekay
Instagram: kellyleedekay
Tumblr: kellymckuntqueen.tumblr.com 

This week's episode is sponsored by chicken because inhumanely slaughtered animals taste the same as happy dead animals.

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Direct download: 2014-11-20-Kelly-Lee-Dekay.mp3
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Super meta episode with Alice on this week's Manwhore Podcast! Billy sits down with Alice for one his weirdest episodes with his stand-offish guest. Gangbang planning and hopes of a threesome were off-limits, as well as one other very messy topic that shall go forever unmentioned. They do get to talk abotu BDSM and being submissive though!

Anti-porn feminism is not impressing Billy yet as he reads Gail Dines's book Pornland: How Porn Has Hijacked Our Sexuality. As you've heard him say before, the answer isn't less porn; it's more porn! He and Gail Dines are just not going to get along as he reads her questionably researched book.

Size talk returns in a different form this week. Ladies (and fellas) who like the dick: which dimension matters most to you? Length or width? Or is it depth? Or the 4th dimension of time or Interstellar's 5th dimension that I don't understand? Billy thinks the angle is more important to help you get that nice dep stroke.

Billy chats with the hosts of the hit comedy podcast Keith and The Girl about their upcoming 10-year anniversary. Donate to their Kickstarter for their annual podcasting marathon!

This week's show is sponsored by backgammon because just like the clitoris, not enough men know what it is.

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Direct download: 2014-11-26-Rachael.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:30am EDT

Billy and Amanda reunite 8 years later after a fun bonding night of getting naked with each other as teenagers. The two met on a People to People Leadership Conference, a pre-college program where hormonal high schoolers get together for ten days to learn how to be leaders and flirt with one another. PWYLO: Purple With Your Lanyards On!

Billy shares some crazy stories from his People to People experience. Disneyland. Bleeding pussies. Grinding. And so is the beginning of The Manwhore. Plus, the elusive search for love.

Amanda and Billy chat about coming into their own as sexual beings. Both were once outcasts as they discovered their worths in the dating sphere. She was the typical nerd girl, bringing Pokemon cards to school and dressing up for cosplay conventions. Billy was the chubby socially awkward kid who didn't know how to talk to women. Now they're both rocking blowjobs, hot sex and dating mishaps!

Ladies: how do you shave your pussies?

Check out The Drinking Partners Podcast and The Raging Vaginas!

This week's show is sponsored by wallets. Like my former loves' hearts, my wallet is empty.

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Direct download: 2014-11-19-Amanda-Carto.mp3
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Billy hops in bed with Olivia and Olivia's roommate Lauren for the most clothed threesome ever! The three chat about their very different views on dating and relationships. Hear their thoughts about online dating and apps like Tinder.

Guess which one of the gals says, "Get it out of my face!" in regards to oral sex. Meanwhile, the other just loves to give a good blowjob. Billy is perplexed by the confusing state of opinions about casual sex, masturbation and sexting. Although we can all agree on one thing: Fellas, keep your dick pics to yourself!

Billy gives the update on his lady situation and gives some advice to an anxious listener who recently had a hysterectomy.

Hear Billy on the infamous Guys We Fucked podcast with his slutty sisters-in-arms Corinne Fisher and Kyrstyna Hutchinson! Listen here!

This week's episode is sponsored by fantasy football. Whenever you wanna get bent over, fantasy football is always there to fuck you.

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Direct download: 2014-11-12-Olivia.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:30am EDT

Feminist pornographer Sophie Delancey proves that blowjobs can be empowering and fun! Billy chats with special guest Sophie, Vice President of The Art Of Blowjob. This Canadian describes what running a small porn company entails and what made her ditch her dreams of singing opera for working in the adult entertainment industry. Plus, she explains why feminism and porn can go hand in hand!

Billy discusses the depressing state of sex education in America's schools. Because of the lack of sex ed in public schools, young adults are learning all about sex from porn. Hear the pros and cons of this on The Manwhore Podcast! For a full breakdown of paltry sex ed requirements, check out the Guttmacher Institute State Policies brief.

Sophie Delancey hasn't only produced porn. She discussed what it was like giving tender, loving blowjobs on-camera. Sophie also describes what it's like dating someone while working in porn. She is also a pretty kinky girl. Hear about how this kinky feminist straps it on to take the dominant role!

If you like blowjobs, check out TheArtOfBlowjob.com and get yourself a membership! For free porn, you can see Sophie's very NSFW Tumblr: sophiedelancey.tumblr.com. Follow her on Twitter: @sophiedelancey.

This week's episode is sponsored by waking up late. Go ahead and sleep in! You don't need to write that screenplay today.

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Direct download: 2014-11-05-Sophie-Delancey.mp3
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Billy Procida is joined in the studio/his apartment by comedians Jessica Michelle Singleton and Natasha Pearl Hansen. He has not made out with either of them (yet? ever?) but they are hilarious women in town for New York City's She-Devil Comedy Festival. The three comics chat about gender and comedy. These gals implicitly answer the age-old question: Can women be funny? The answer is: DUH!

Jessica recalls her experiences dating comedians and why slut-shaming stigma causes her to turn down certain road gigs. Natasha gives her perspective on dating while making comedy the priority. Billy just wants someone to love him, comedian or not!

Do women need their own comedy festival? Is the industry ready for funny females? Can the Tina Feys one day outweigh the Kim Kardashians of our pop culture? Christ, we hope so. The three analyze the pros and cons of 'affirmative action' comedy booking.

Billy was on the Lust for Life podcast with comedian James Mattern to talk about The Manwhore Podcast and Billy's slutty and not-so-slutty days. You can listen here.

You can see Billy dance his face off at What The Float on Nov. 1. www.whattheflo.at for tickets. You can see Billy perform on Nov. 4 at King's County Saloon in Brooklyn at 9pm (FREE).

This week's episode of The Manwhore Podcast is (acutally) sponsored by Hot Octopuss. Buy yourself or your favorite man a PULSE. Use the code Whore20 for 20% off your very own gubrator! www.hotoctopuss.com

Follow everyone on the Twitters! Billy is @TheBillyProcida. Jessica is @JMScomedy. Natasha is @NPHcomedy.

Keep track of their projects on Natasha's website and Jessica's website.

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Direct download: 2014-10-29-Natasha-Jessica.mp3
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