The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest for Love

Krystyna Hutchinson joins me for a special episode of The Manwhore Podcast! The Guys We Fucked co-host has seen monstrous success talking to her exes and hilarious comedians alongside her good friend Corinne Fisher. We couldn't fit more topics this week if we tried! From bisexual men to butt stuff to Bailey Jay's cock it's one super sexual episode!

Krystyna co-hosts a show that is the female yang to the Manwhore yin. You all know Guys We Fucked from either its endless amount of press or my appearance on their podcast last year. We discussed how podcasting about our sex lives has improved our bedroom practices. One of 2015's poster women for feminism also shares how talking to her boyfriend's porn star ex (Stoya) helped her overcome immense jealousy.

I hope everyone enjoyed their Christmas or "generic Friday off work"! I spent my weekend getting accused of being bisexual at a party. Which is a strange thing to be accused of. Most men are accused of being gay, so maybe this is a weird victory for bi-visibility!

Krsytyna was fascinated at all of the different ways that men can masturbate. So many just assume that it's a quick jerk with some lube and maybe a finger in the butt. I gave her some suggestions for alternative methods—including the Pulse by Hot Octopuss! Use the discount code Whore20 for 20% off yours!

Congratulations to Shawn B. of the Multiple Goregasms for winning the Fanwhore Fantasy Football League! You fuck.

Krystyna and I discuss our experiences at sex clubs and sex parties, respectively. I suggest a more relaxed, egalitarian gathering would be more enjoyable for her and her boyfriend. The more a single man has to pay to get naked with people, the more he may feel entitled to live porn or sex. A place where everyone pays the same, or a private shindig amongst friends, is certainly a more comfortable and lower pressure option.

Check out all of Krystyna's awesome stuff!
Podcast: Guys We Fucked
Twitter: @KrystynaHutch
Instagram: @KrystynaHutch
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This week's guest Caroline is a Lover Without Borders. The new Manwhore Podcast is all about love and the different ways we experience it. "Any chance to fall in love expands your horizons," says my hippie dippie guest. But there's a dark side to this podcast: Caroline is guilty of chronic ghosting! Don't worry. I got over it. Check it out!

We all know what ghosting is. Ghosting is a more abrupt fade away. It's rude to inexplicably cease all communication with someone immediately after an otherwise fun encounter. Sure, some guys don't take no for an answer. And some will. Do you really want to go through life assuming the worst of everyone?

Caroline has many boyfriends but she is not about that poly life. She is for all intents and purposes nonmonogamous but doesn't enjoy acknowledging monogamy as a cultural norm (even though it is). We discuss her various partners and how relationships morph and change. She also walks us through a recent break-up with a lover, telling us how they remain friends. Plus, I sit inside the Princess Palace!

I divulge the results of the first round of playoffs in the Manwhore Podcast Fantasy Football League! I know a lot of you don't understand pointyball, let alone fantasy pointyball, but it's pretty exciting. Also, cold sores suck. More also, not havinga cold sore but thinking you do sucks too.

One listener asks how to get a happy ending. I walk him through the various ways to contact sex workers to rub your back and tug on your junk.

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This week's episode is sponsored by Star Wars spoilers. Don't know how to break-up with your boyfriend? Give him some Star Wars spoilers and let his nerd rage do the rest!

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Many people never realize their sexual fantasies because they don't know how to make them happen. My guest Liz took to Reddit to fulfill her fantasy of group sex. Using /r/RandomActsOfBlowjob, I organized a blowbang for this eager cocksucker several months ago. Now she's on The Manwhore Podcast to explain why someone would ever want a bunch of dicks in their face! We also give some useful tips to men and women looking to post sexy personal ads, or answer one, online.

Liz has explored her sexuality by having threesomes with couples, experimenting with BDSM kink and, now, trying group sex. I recruited a half-dozen men using Reddit's /r/RandomActsOfBlowjob subreddit and Craigslist to give this young lady all the dick she can handle. The Internet is filled with a bunch of creeps, true. But so is your local bar, frat house and office holiday party. If you put out the right energy online, there is a good chance you will receive an equally respectful energy in return. You get out of it what you put into it! Except for ladies who post ads. See /r/CreepyPMs. RIP Inbox!

It's no secret that men far outnumber women when it comes to online personal ads for No Strings Attached sex. So if you're answering a post, you need to stand out. Corny opening lines are a popular Tinder strategy but I recommend creating a safe space. Use slut beacon keywords, complete sentences and transparency to make her feel more comfortable. "Comfortable women tend to give better blowjobs." It's more than acceptable to say you want her to swallow your load when answering an ad seeking to swallow some loads. But you can do better than smashing your keyboard with cro-magnon vocabulary! Liz and I give suggestions on how to answer a sex post on Reddit's RandomActs subreddits (shout out to my fave, /r/RandomActsOfMuffdive!). My guest also shares what she looks for when answering men's ads. Take notes, people!

How do you define "current partner"? Is it someone you fuck regularly? Does it require an emotional connection? What about dinner? Send me your thoughts! Also, an exciting update about the first Manwhore Podcast Fantasy Football League's playoff picture!

Liz is a bigger gal. We all know about my struggles with body image and disordered eating. Yet we are both very sexual people. We chat about how we overcome our poor body images to run off and have insanely hot sexual experiences that most people can only fantasize about! Plus she talks about using a couple's very expensive fucking machine.

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This week's episode is sponsored by live tweeting. When you want to procrastinate productively, live tweet the latest Presidential debate. Hashtag responsibly.

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Lauren Urasek was the most popular woman on OKCupid in New York City. If it sounds exhausting that's because it kind of is! Lauren stopped by The Manwhore Podcast and talked about her online dating ventures, what she looks for in a man and her experience as a sugar baby!

Even the most messaged woman on OKCupid is still single, so don't feel bad about your current relationship status. Lauren Urasek has been on a lot of awkward Internet dates and received even more ridiculous messages. Ultimately, none of the men from OKCupid had the right stuff for her. Lauren tells me about what she looks for in a man and how dating has changed since her newfound celebrity status.

Creepy messages are never okay but always hilarious. Lauren's received so many that she started a Tumblr page where she could share her most entertaining ones. It's like having a personalized /r/CreepyPMs subreddit! Check out TheyReallySaidThat.com!

I went to my sex party this weekend and shared a few details of how it went. Short story: it was awesome! I'm still a bit shy when it comes to talking to women and I guess it gets a little more intimidating when their tits are already out. Also, the Popular author discusses the importance of confidence and how it has to come from within.

Lauren used to be a sugar baby! Like many a young, beautiful New York woman she has dabbled in the faux-sex work of sugar baby websites. Our mutual favorite site (at least based on title): NameYourPrice.com!

Buy Lauren's book Popular: The Ups and Downs of Online Dating from the Most Popular Girl in New York City

Check her out on the Internets!
Twitter: @loandthecosmos
Instagram: @loandthecosmos
Tumblr: They Really Said This

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This week's episode is sponsored by make-up. When you don't recognize your Tinder date the next morning, blame make-up.

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Jane Ward just legitimized "No homo," the excuse for any masculine straight dude who wishes to cup his buddy's balls. Her new book Not Gay: Sex Between Straight White Men is a fascinating study of why heterosexual (white) men who have homosexual encounters don't identify as gay. Lost? Then let her explain it on a very homoerotic Manwhore Podcast!

Whether it's in a frat house, a military barracks or a Hell's Angel club house, straight-identified white men are having homosexual experiences with other straight-identified men. Jane Ward discusses how their masculinity and whiteness allows opportunities to explore each other's bodies without endangering their heterosexual identity. Not Gay makes sense of those Craigslist m4m ads of "Straight seeking Straight Jack Off Buddy." "Look bro, if you can't help a friend out by giving him a handjob then you're kind of a fag!" - says he-man former frat boy.

#NotAllMen was a Twitter movement that angered many a feminist. I admit that I would prefer someone talking about "men," "white people," "straight people," "comedians" to qualify their complaint with "assholes," "misogynists," "homophobes," and "Republicans." Ward helps me understand how to be a better ally while not letting myself be someone else's privilege punching bag.

Ward gives an Intro to Intro to Feminism 101 by explaining intersectional feminism. Hopefully, we get to a point where we don't need the separate term and all feminism is intersectional, according to my guest. The UC-Riverside associate professor reminds us that one woman's experience is informed by not just her gender but her race, socioeconomic status and sexual orientation. So Patricia Arquette was right and wrong.

Buy Jane Ward's amazing book Not Gay: Sex Between Straight White Men!

Check out Jane Ward on the Internet:
Website: www.JaneWardPhD.com
Twitter: @thequeerjane

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You may have read that podcasts are getting insanely popular. Podcasts aren't only popular but they even gained some sex appeal! What once was a desire to have sex with the groovy radio DJ in the 1960s is now the desire to bang the person behind the USB microphone. I've had sex with several listeners over the past 80 weeks and Keith Malley, one half of the popular Keith and the Girl podcasting duo, is married to a longtime listener! This y-chromosome-fueled Manwhore Podcast discusses porn clickholes, Keith's religious upbringing and growing a loving bond with your listeners. I love you all! Except a few of you, probably.

Keith started a podcast with his then-girlfriend Chemda (aka "The Girl"). When they broke up in real life, a publishing contract required them to fake their relationship on air for a whole year. He shares his experience with a secret break-up. We also chat about interacting with our listeners—even when those are less-than-clothed interactions. Hosting a personal podcast about the inner workings of your life allows you to become close with thousands upon thousands of strangers who listen to you on their morning commutes every day or week. The podcasting pioneer and I dish on what it feels like to have that bond.

Check out my interview on Slutist.com!

How did you learn to masturbate? Keith and I both grew up in households that did not encourage healthy sexual exploration. We share how we discovered jerking off and how our respective fathers shamed us about it. But like the healthy young lads we were, a little shame won't stop us from beating the bishop! Plus, weird porn! Check out one of my new favorites /r/HoldTheMoan!

It's no secret that I would love to be paid for sex! I revisit my close call with male prostitution with a cougar lawyer in San Francisco. Also, I tell that Magnum condom story…again.

Check out Keith Malley all over the place!
Buy his and Chemda's relationship book What Do We Do Now?
Hear him on the daily podcast Keith and the Girl!
Follow him on Twitter: @KeithMalley

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This week's episode is sponsored by sharpies. Sharpies: great for drawing dicks on your lover's body; not great for washing off.

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Dating in New York City is insane. Or at least that's what this week's guest Monica says. Monica returns for Round 2 on The Manwhore Podcast to talk about dating in New York, cuffing season and butthole pleasures. Is this city designed for casual dating or is romance still possible? Hear us talk about why New York City's ample options can be both a blessing and a curse!

Brace yourselves. Cuffing season is coming! Yes, the winter is upon us which means it is time to lower your Tinder settings to 1 mile and select the sex partner who brings the best snacks. Cuffing season is the time of year when you figure out which barfly you fucked is the most suitable hibernating partner as the temperatures drop. So be aware: is that occasional fuck buddy into you or is he/she just into the location of your genitals? As Monica reminds us New Yorkers, "Brooklyn to Brooklyn is a myth."

Rimjobs are magical gifts that are possibly more generous than starting a scholarship fund for low-income handicapped Rugby players. It's sort of the pinnacle of butt stuff activities. "If getting rimmed in a nice shower doesn't bring you any pleasure, your asshole is broken!" Monica and I discuss butt stuff and why I insist it feels so good! We also recall that time she participated by bringing out her Goldfinger…

New York City has a nearly endless array of options of all sorts of folk. If you need a community, this city has one for you! Relationships are frustrating in New York because all of our options lead to lots of indecision and non-commitment. On the other hand, these options are a godsend for outcasts who moved to this city to let their freak flag fly! Let's just say that the furry community in Des Moines, Iowa is not so robust. Dating in New York is a bit insane, but there ain't no other city like it!

Go check out Dr. Zhana Vrangalova on Periscope! Almost every day she is talking about the latest in sex research and answering your sex geek questions on a level I can't even begin to attempt. Check her out!

Follow Monica on Twitter & Instagram: @MokaVida!
Follow me on Twitter: @TheBillyProcida!

My thoughts and well-wishes to all those effected by the tragic terrorist attacks in Paris. Stay slutty and stay safe!

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Open relationships are a lot of work. This week's Manwhore Podcast guest Chery knows all about that! She trained her boyfriend into living an ethically nonmonogamous lifestyle. I met Chery at a New Year's Eve naked party and we caught up talking about big dicks, nonmonogamy and what kind of board games you can play while naked!

Chery knew she was nonmonogamous and (at least) bisexual since high school. When she met her current boyfriend, the two had to ease into this lifestyle. He'd never had a girlfriend sleep with other men before. Chery has been patient with him as he warmed up to the idea of her taking on other lovers. We discuss what that was like to have different rules than her boyfriend.

Parents, how do you or did you talk about sex with your children? What's the best way to have "the talk"? I read one father's bullet points from a popular Reddit post, which you can read by clicking here. Let me know if you agree or disagree. Also, tell your kids what Chery tells us: don't put ice cubes in your _____.

I tried erotic hypnosis and it was fucking awesome! I went into a trance to achieve an orgasm without touching myself and it was an incredible experience. I thought it was all bullshit until I actually gave it an honest try. Here's a link to the audio file I used. Good luck!

Naked parties are fun! Chery explains how her first naked party was to celebrate the rumored 2012 Apocalypse. We discuss what types of board games are even better when you take your clothes off. Might we first recommend Naked Jenga?

How do you "stumble into a threesome"? When you're an attractive young woman, I guess it's not that difficult! More conventional ways would be 3nder, Reddit and your whacky married friends after a night of red wine. Plus one listener writes in asking for advice on what to do with her frustrating on-again-off-again long-distance fuck buddy.

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Direct download: 2015-11-11-Chery.mp3
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Every day millions of dick pics are sent unsolicited to women (and men!) around the world. This has caused catastrophic results. However, many women do love dick pics! This week's Manwhore Podcast is about one woman who loves them a whole extra lot. Soraya Doolbaz is a professional penis photographer. We talk about her art project dressing up dongs and why balls have yet to come into the frame!

Soraya Doolbaz gives tips and tricks to taking the perfect dick pic. The first rule of cock shots is to make sure the recipient wants them! Unsolicited sexts "are the modern day flasher," according to Soraya. But now she is rebranding the dick! By giving it proper lighting, angle and personality she is creating works of art out of what were once snapshots ladies would laught at while sharing them with friends over wine. Learn hot to take a dick pic from a pro!

Can balls be beautiful? Soraya and I discuss this oft-forgotten part of the package. "Balls are the plus-size models of dic pic photography!" This show is body-positive about balls! We also discuss why she witnessed the World's Saddest Handjob during a photo shoot.

When we think of homophobes, we typically think of the Southern states and church gatherings. One Honolulu police officer disgusted me, and the nation, when he harassed and arrested a vacationing lesbian couple after they were kissing in public. Now they are suing the police department after being detained in the state of Hawaii for five months with no jobs, home or money. How do you get mad about hot women kissing in public when you live in the gayest state in the country?

I gave some tips to AskMen.com's Aly Walansky about sex positions to stick to for your first time with a new partner. Read this article to find out why I'm now an "authority" on doggy style.

Make your dick beautiful by dressing it up in Soraya Doolbaz's web app! Just upload a photo and use some of her accessories to give your penis a personality. While you're at it, give it a cool, edgy backstory! Visit www.DictureGallery.com and check out her work!

Follow Soraya on Twitter: @dicturegallery
Follow me on Twitter: @TheBillyProcida

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Direct download: 2015-11-04-Soraya-Doolbaz.mp3
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Comedian James Mattern is this week's guest on The Manwhore Podcast. The hardworking hustler is here with words of wisdom on women and relationships. Mattern has a ton of Yoda-like moments on this podcast and you're really in for a treat! He also has a lot of opinions about sleeping with fellow comedians. Hilarious episode!

There may be no industry more incestuous than comedy. James Mattern has fucked more than a few comedians in his day. On the one hand, they know the lifestyle and keep a similar schedule. On the other hand, you're not supposed to date at the office, right? Mattern summizes, "It's not really shitting where you eat. It's more like shitting where you snack." Having only hooked up with a few comics myself, I ask him how these always seem to come about. Spoiler alert: alcohol.

Here's a taste of the prophetic thoughts of James L. Mattern: "When relationships are good, it's a Woody Allen movie. You're just firing off these one-liners that are just poignant and funny and smart and clever and it feels so good. And the sex is better with that too. When you have witty banter you have witty banter sex which is just amazing. But it's barely that! We've seen these movies, we've seen these romantic comedies. It has fucked up dating!"

Asexuals are mad at me! After last week's episode with Bauer, the aces started trashing me about being wrong and an asshole. However, not many of them actually downloaded the episode. Instead, they read an unauthorized transcript of my podcast and started leaving negative reviews on iTunes, despite never listening. I need your help! Go leave an honest review for me on iTunes today!

Apparently you can fail the Kinsey Test. Yea, James didn't know that either. I tell Mattern the story about Andrea Allan giving me the Kinsey Test and how I failed it. I either answered a question wrong or am "a very unusual person." Plus, that time my guest got eyeballed by the receptionist at an STD clinic. Go get tested people! And use a damned condom!

Both Mattern and I were late sexual bloomers. Today we are both running in full stride! He and I both share a similar, "Look at me now," feeling when thinking about our virgial pasts. It's a great feeling. But my present-day prowess still doesn't prevent me from Tinder Oops! moments like the one I share on this week's episode.

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This week's episode is sponsored by babies and bubbas. Just when you thought no one said 'babies' and 'bubbas' anymore, James Mattern cheers you up with ample usage.

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Direct download: 2015-10-28-James-Mattern.mp3
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