The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest for Love—Sponsored by Pure

Here's a tip for sleeping with older women: don't call them "older women." Whitney reminds me how what a young Billy saw as a novelty was just immature and annoying. We talk about strip clubs, marriage, and Whitney's unfortunate dry spell. Plus, I share a lot of fee-fees regarding my weekend. Another great episode in the books! (there are no books, this is the Internet)

Flashing for beads during Mardi Gras makes so much sense to me. Everyone staring at you for the sole purpose of objectifying your body? Ah! A dream (for me). Being the attention whore that I am, it's no surprise I tried to get my own beads. But I don't think I wanted the beads—I think I just wanted old women in balconies to tell me to whip out my dick! Of course, I indulged. Whitney took me to my first strip club and bought me my first lap dance. This was the night when I realized that strip clubs are not my thing!

This week's episode has #AllTheFeels! I had a wonderful weekend with some lovely ladies who make me feel on top of the world. Consider this an update on not just Billy's dick but also Billy's heart. It involves a make-out party, aftercare, and tears.

Fuck. Marry. Kill: The Republican Edition! Who would you bone, wed, or end using Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and John Kasich? Whitney and I share our very different answers. Plus, we discuss her year-plus-long dry spell and what her ultimate relationship goals are. For some people, sex isn't everything (weird, right?).

LOS ANGELES WHORES: Wanna hang out? Email me at manwhorepod@gmail.com and I'll organize a little Manwhore Meet-Up!

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Direct download: 2016-03-16-Whitney.mp3
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The rise and fall of a relationship is the focus of this week's Manwhore Podcast. In this 100th episode, Boobs of Bushwick curator Kate Chiplinsky sits down with her ex Michael. Kate a.k.a. "Chip" is a brassy Australian who couldn't keep a filter on if you welded it to her face. Mike is much more mellow. The combination makes for a very interesting format change in a super special Manwhore Podcast!

Kate "Chip" Chiplinsky and Mike's relationship was based on a lot of sex, drugs, and rock & roll. And not much else. When the molly wears off, you realize you're still next to this person who totally turns you off. Meanwhile, Chip recounts her times as a mess of a human being and how she tried to turn that around. Cheating is usually the event that causes a break-up, but this relationship was doomed either way.

I am in shock and awe that we are celebrating (yes, we are celebrating!) the 100th episode of The Manwhore Podcast. You fanwhores mean so much to me. I would not still be here embarrassing myself every week if you weren't out there downloading, listening, and writing in. I love you all! #AllTheFeels!

Despite their tumultous relationship, Chip and Mike have a lot of crazy stories. Mike once compared Chip and a new mother's breast milks. Kate tells us about a DJ who lived in a closet with the most taboo of fetishes. Also, plenty of stories that started with, "So we did the coke and…"

Join the conversation on the new Manwhore Podcast subreddit /r/manwhorepodcast! And check out Chip's Boobs of Bushwick on Tumblr! Follow her on Twitter @THEREALKATECHIP.

LOS ANGELES FANWHORES: If you want to hang out while I'm in town in April, email me at manwhorepod@gmail.com ASAP so I know how many people we're dealing with!

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Direct download: 2016-03-08-Kate-And-Michael.mp3
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Do I sound gay? Gay and straight men alike (and those totally visible bi guys inbetween) have asked themselves this for decades. It is typically a shameful question most frequently queried inside our own heads. Filmmaker David Thorpe made a documentary, Do I Sound Gay?, to explore the stereotypically gay "accent" and the shame that surrounds it. This episode puts the 'th' in 'fabulous'—and doesn't give a rat's ass who hearsth it!

David Thorpe's documentary Do I Sound Gay?, featuring Dan Savage, Don Lemon, and David Sedaris, is now streaming on Netflix. After a bad break-up, Thorpe became self-conscious (again) about his effeminate gay voice. He visits prominent gay celebrities, speech therapists, and old friends to explore why homosexuals typically talk like this and the shame that surrounds such an innate part of a human being—their voice. Also, we talk about dating difficulties and how worry is wasted on the youth.

Bullying is a problem so many children face. LGBT kids then have one more reason to be concerned on the playground. We discuss our histories with bullying and homophobic slurs. We also ask, "What's up?" with the sexism amongst gay men who won't date femme dudes.

I was on some podcasts again! Hear me talk about non-sex stuff!
The Obsessive Viewer Podcast: Ep. 155 - 88th Academy Awards Nominee Showcase
Social Villians

Go watch Do I Sound Gay? on Netflix or iTunes!
Website: www.DoISoundGay.com
Twitter: @doisoundgay
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This week's episode is sponsored by sore shoulders. When you don't have an excuse to lie down, sore shoulders give you a good one.

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Direct download: 2016-03-02-David-Thorpe.mp3
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TotalFratMove.com's Jared Freid tells Manwhore Podcast listeners to "be the Captain." Freid, also known as JTrain, talks about hooking up, dating apps, and confidence on this week's total dudecast. This episode has some stellar advice for all unsure daters. Get in here and listen!

Jared Freid is a very funny stand-up comedian who fields sex and dating questions on his very own podcast, The JTrain Podcast! This dude's dude has some excellent words of wisdom for frustrated folks on the dating scene. One of my favorites? "Be okay with a no," he tells people whose happiness is too tied to the outcome. We also talk about the tug o' war between women and comedy.

How early is too early to ask for butt stuff? I recount a recent post-date blowjob that seemed to dangle the promise of prostate play in the air. I caught myself wondering if communicating this desire was time-appropriate. If I wasn't so smitten, it'd be a no-brainer.

Jared and I both grew up chubby fellas who later lost the weight. Having poor body image as a male is a typically taboo topic. But both of us learned how to love our bodies (enough) to project confidence around women.

I appeared on Tina Horn's awesome sex podcast Why Are People Into That?. We discussed sex with strangers—a subject near and dear to my heart! Check it out!

Follow me on Periscope to see me do stand-up online on March 13! @TheBillyProcida

Follow Jared Freid on the Internets and ask him questions about stuff!
Website: www.JTrainComedy.com
Twitter: @jtrain56
Instagram: @JaredFreid
The JTrain Podcast

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Direct download: 2016-02-24-Jared-Freid.mp3
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My friend Lilly stopped by The Manwhore Podcast to debrief another successful sex party weekend. For all the lovers of sexy stories, this is the episode for you. Hear how one of my Manwhore Podcast condoms got more action than I did one night!

Ever have a dude fuck up your blowjob? Not only do you need consent to touch another person, but I think you should have consent from the person the other person is touching. What do I mean? Listen in! Plus, am I into sex parties for the exhibitionism or for the accessability to titties?

I've never used one of the Manwhore Podcast condoms but I did watch one get used. Lilly and I team up to recount a wild night at the Creek and the Cave after a comedy show. Apparently she was black out drunk so she's just as surprised by most of this story as you are. She also talks about her history with BDSM and foray into being a professional dominatrix.

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This week's episode is sponsored by good naps. Be ready for your next naked adventure with Good Naps.

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Direct download: 2016-02-17-Lilly.mp3
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Speed dating is alive and well! This week I went speed dating on the podcast thanks to OnSpeedDating.com. To make things interesting, I invited back Andrea Allan to critique my dates. This is a one-of-a-kind Manwhore Podcast!

As a twentysomething millenial, the term "speed dating" still conjures up that scene from The 40-Year-Old-Virgin. I threw a speed dating event to meet eight single New Yorkers. I discovered the best way to make multiple five-minute dates even more awkward: shove a microphone in their face and broadcast it on the Internet! There was a solid mix of good and bad dates. Now you can hear what a nervous Billy Procida sounds like when he has to impress someone in five minutes or less!

I was on some podcasts recently. You should check them out!
Keith and the Girl: Ep. 2315 - 47-Hour Marathon: Piss Play
The Movie Preview Review Podcast: Ep. 182

Comedian Andrea Allan stopped by to sit down and critique my speed dates. My bitter ex-fuck buddy of a comedian did not hold back! We Periscoped the discussion LIVE, so if you're not following me there you should do that now! Listen to hear who she liked, who she didn't like, and the various ways she thinks I'm a terrible date. 

Check out Andrea's hilarious podcast The Hot Mess Comedy Hour on iTunes or wherever you listen to The Manwhore Podcast!

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Direct download: 2016-02-10-Speed-Dating.mp3
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This week's Manwhore Podcast is with the fantastic Effy Blue! Effy is an alternative relationships coach here in New York City. She and I agree that each relationship should be customized for the people in that relationship. Excellent episode if you're interested in opening your relationship or learning about nonmonogamous lifestyles! "I'm not here to recruit you—I'm just here to help!" Not much butt stuff on this one, but you'll get by!

Effy Blue is a "life coach specializing in unconventional relationships." Got #PolyProblems? Call Effy. Threeway miscommunication? Call Effy. Metamour stole your credit cards? Call the cops. Then Effy. We discuss the various relationship models floating out there, from polyamory to monogamy. She also shares her origin story of a failed monagamist-turned-poly person!

Look, we all thought Gwyneth Paltrow's "Conscious Uncoupling" fiasco was kinda silly. But Effy thinks they may have been on to something! Our mutual friend (and Manwhore Podcast guest Kenneth Play) threw a big party when he and his girlfriend broke up. Effy thought it would be a good idea to celebrate the relationship instead of mourn it. You can watch their Conscious Uncoupling party here!

Comedians don't get no respect, to steal a line from the late great Rodney Dangerfield. I had a tiff with a bar owner here in New York City who doesn't understand that he's the lucky one for having comedians bark customers into his space. I go on a rant about appreciating comedians and content creators. Then I unskillfully asked for money afterwards. Gross.

Hire Effy Blue!
Website: RelationshipByDesign.nyc
Twitter: @CoachEffyBlue

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Direct download: 2016-02-03-Effy-Blue.mp3
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It turns out you can teach an old dog new tricks! Comedian Angela Cobb is the guest on this week's Manwhore Podcast. Angela lost her virginity later in life at the ripe age of 25. She takes us through how she came to be a late bloomer, how it effected her self-image, and the windy circumstances surrounding her deflowering!

Angela Cobb has always been a John Lennon-loving tomboy. Growing up in an inescapable friend zone led her to remain a virgin well past college. Then Hurricane Sandy hit and her life—and lady parts—were forever changed! There's nothing wrong with being a late bloomer. Sex is something that should be done on your own terms. Angela doesn't like the phrases that imply virginity being taken or lost. "It's something you give to someone," she shares.

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Period sex shouldn't be that big of a deal, especially with a repeat partner with whom you're comfortable. But it takes a different kind of brave soul to venture down and dine at the Y during that time of the month!


Check out my tips on YourTango for how to incorporate Nutella into your sex life. Why? IDK.

Did you survive Blizzard Jonas okay? I hope you had a blizzard buddy to keep you warm! I spent 24 hours "trapped" in Brooklyn with a lady friend who was nothing short of an amazing, understanding lover. #Props

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Twitter: @angelacobb
Instagram: @AngelaCobbComedy

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Direct download: 2016-01-27-Angela-Cobb.mp3
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I connect with long ago lover Helen on this week's Manwhore Podcast. She's already married, with a house, and trying to make a baby. I'm single, with a podcast, and trying to lose 20 pounds. I wonder if she'd be kicking this much ass had we ended up together. Probably not.

Helen is a married woman these days after years serial monogamy. Marriage comes with all sorts of struggles. Wise beyond her years, she knows that honest communication is the bedrock of a healthy marriage. I'm sure her husband appreciates the lack of passive aggressiveness. Also, what do you do when your husband gets queezy about LGBTQ folks?

A San Diego escort emails asking about her security measures. She's wor

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Direct download: 2016-01-20-Helen.mp3
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The Tina Horn is in Brooklyn to tell Billy what's what. This Manwhore Podcast covers everything from sex work, to politcal correctness, to vore. This badass author/sex worker/educator/podcaster engages in a fun, smart, and sexy conversation from the legendary Couch of Marginalization. This show's so hot it produced an additional bonus episode because we couldn't fit it all in one hour!

Tina Horn hosts one of my new favorite podcasts, Why Are People Into That?. This episode gets two of iTunes's dopest sex podcasters in the same room to talk about intimacy and butt stuff. We both ponder the important question every sex podcaster asks him or herself: have I gotten laid from the podcast???

This week's show discusses the difference between romantic love and platonic love and how the fear of one can make sexual relationships difficult to navigate. The Sexting author also used to be a fulltime pro domme and she shares what got her into it—and what made her leave the field.

Check out Tina Horn on the plural Internets!
Website
@tinahornsass
Why Are People Into That? podcast
Buy her book! Sexting: The Grownup's Little Book of Sex Tips for Getting Dirty Digitally

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This week's episode is sponsored by diets. When your dick is soft, grab a diet because they're always hard!

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Direct download: 2016-01-13-Tina-Horn.mp3
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