Professional dominatrix Lady Zombie is the special guest on the last episode of 2014 of The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest for Love! This badass scary woman dishes on BDSM, kink and the underworld of New York City. Lady Zombie explains why 50 Shades of Grey is NOT an accurate representation of BDSM. For those of you who want a better sexier movie, check out the kink-approved film Secretary!

Billy looks back on 2014 and what his year has looked like. There have been many ups and downs for him but the comedian is happy with what he's accomplished and looks forward to the exciting year ahead. What are your sexual achievements of 2014? What sexy goals do you have for the upcoming new year? Email those to manwhorepod@gmail.com!

Kink can look like all sorts of things. Lady Zombie teaches us about medical play, blood play and sounding and what it's like to have another person's life quite literally in your hands. Billy just doesn't want anything to go in his urethra!

Do you want to take your pants off with Billy Procida? Come join the No Pants Subway Ride on January 11 in New York City! Email in to RSVP and we'll gather the Manwhore Podcast Army together!

Check out Lady Zombie online:
Facebook: Facebook.com/LadyZombieinfo
Twitter: @LadyZombie
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This week's episode is (unofficially) sponsored by Ali's Savage Traits. For your very own customizable fangs, visit EmbraceYourHunger.net!

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Happy holidays, whores! Billy sits down with Susie for the first time in 8 years. Susie reveals that he was her first kiss! Billy shares his first kiss story with a bit less enthusiasm. Susie also admits that she is still a virgin at the age of 25. Interesting!

This is my first Christmas away from my family following a disagreement over Thanksgiving. Thank you all for listening and being with me in spirit during the holidays.

Susie and Billy discuss the "bases." What do you consider to be second base? Email in YOUR base labels. Plus, Susie confuses "room jobs" for "rimjobs," which is just f*cking adorable.

Susie is a devout Christian. Billy is an atheist. SITCOM! Hear an interesting conversation about religion's role in developing Susie's sexuality.

Love the love! Both of these hopeless romantics should be singing Queen's "Somebody To Love." Susie has never had a boyfriend and we all know about Billy's dating woes! Love makes things special and awesome, including sex.

Support Dillon Birdsall's documentary by checking out V-Card: The Film on Facebook! Watch Dead Panda Comedy's Warm and Fuzzy video about love!

This week's episode is sponsored by candy corn. Candy Corn: We're not just for Halloween anymore.

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Self-described cougar Monica joins us on The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest for Love. Comedians Billy Procida and Monica discuss marriage, divorce and infidelity. Monica hates to tell ya, but your happy relationship is probably not as happy as you think. As House taught us: everybody lies.

Monica was one of Billy's first cougars. She was ever so gentle. Is age just a number or a valid restriction to make? Young guys seem to swarm to Monica and Billy shares the moment he swore off 18-year-olds. As our funny guest puts it, "My p*ssy needs a bouncer!"

Billy laments about leaving a sex party alone and going home to an empty bed. Love continues to elude your humble host but he remains optimistic. So for now, he'll just have to keep enjoying having sex with amazing women. But if one of them wants to go out to dinner with him, that would be pretty cool, too.

Monica and Billy are both stand-up comedians in New York City. The debate about whether comics should date or sleep with each other arises yet again. Can two depressed, self-loathing funny people be mature adults about breaking up?

Check out Monica's show: Safe Word Podcast.

Twitter: @MokaVida

This week's episode is sponsored by tragedy because like tragedy, you'll never forget this episode.

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The legendary Nikki from Tinder returns to The Manwhore Podcast on this week's episode. Nikki rejoins Billy to catch up and chat about his serial killer-like wall of Post-It notes. Nikki also analyzes Billy's assortment of masturbation lubricants and empty cans of Diet Pepsi.

Billy discusses the recent controversial episode of HBO's The Newsroom regarding campus rape and how being right sometimes makes you the assh*le. He also brings up the recent Eric Garner and Mike Brown (and who knows whichever murdered black man) decisions to not indict police officers in the line of duty. It's about to become a long drought for cops looking to get laid.

Nikki brings up her recent dating life and experiences using online dating. Billy recounts her request to organize a gangbang for her. The two also trade random impressions involving asking for more peen.

This week's episode is sponsored by books. Books: to remind other people that you're better than them.

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This week's special guest is latex fetishist Kelly Lee Dekay. Kelly talks to Billy about being a BDSM domina and explains the difference between her various slaves. Kelly explains the wonderful origin story behind her latex fetish and her goal to become a fabulous comic book super villain.

Billy gives advice to one listener about whether or not to text a guy back. Despite his morning-after cuddles, this listener is worried about one big problem.

Kelly Lee Dekay is all about letting your freak flag fly! She explains the real truth about lifestyle tightlacing and how her corset fetish lets her realize the kinky lady she wants to be. Plus, Billy learns about fashion icons like Mr. Pearl, Alexander McQueen and Fakir Musafar.

Check out Kelly Lee Dekay online!
www.kellyleedekay.com
Facebook: Facebook.com/OfficialKellyLeeDekay
Twitter: @kellyleedekay
Instagram: kellyleedekay
Tumblr: kellymckuntqueen.tumblr.com 

This week's episode is sponsored by chicken because inhumanely slaughtered animals taste the same as happy dead animals.

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