The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest

You may have read that podcasts are getting insanely popular. Podcasts aren't only popular but they even gained some sex appeal! What once was a desire to have sex with the groovy radio DJ in the 1960s is now the desire to bang the person behind the USB microphone. I've had sex with several listeners over the past 80 weeks and Keith Malley, one half of the popular Keith and the Girl podcasting duo, is married to a longtime listener! This y-chromosome-fueled Manwhore Podcast discusses porn clickholes, Keith's religious upbringing and growing a loving bond with your listeners. I love you all! Except a few of you, probably.

Keith started a podcast with his then-girlfriend Chemda (aka "The Girl"). When they broke up in real life, a publishing contract required them to fake their relationship on air for a whole year. He shares his experience with a secret break-up. We also chat about interacting with our listeners—even when those are less-than-clothed interactions. Hosting a personal podcast about the inner workings of your life allows you to become close with thousands upon thousands of strangers who listen to you on their morning commutes every day or week. The podcasting pioneer and I dish on what it feels like to have that bond.

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How did you learn to masturbate? Keith and I both grew up in households that did not encourage healthy sexual exploration. We share how we discovered jerking off and how our respective fathers shamed us about it. But like the healthy young lads we were, a little shame won't stop us from beating the bishop! Plus, weird porn! Check out one of my new favorites /r/HoldTheMoan!

It's no secret that I would love to be paid for sex! I revisit my close call with male prostitution with a cougar lawyer in San Francisco. Also, I tell that Magnum condom story…again.

Check out Keith Malley all over the place!
Buy his and Chemda's relationship book What Do We Do Now?
Hear him on the daily podcast Keith and the Girl!
Follow him on Twitter: @KeithMalley

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This week's episode is sponsored by sharpies. Sharpies: great for drawing dicks on your lover's body; not great for washing off.

Direct download: 2015-11-25-Keith-Malley.mp3
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Dating in New York City is insane. Or at least that's what this week's guest Monica says. Monica returns for Round 2 on The Manwhore Podcast to talk about dating in New York, cuffing season and butthole pleasures. Is this city designed for casual dating or is romance still possible? Hear us talk about why New York City's ample options can be both a blessing and a curse!

Brace yourselves. Cuffing season is coming! Yes, the winter is upon us which means it is time to lower your Tinder settings to 1 mile and select the sex partner who brings the best snacks. Cuffing season is the time of year when you figure out which barfly you f*cked is the most suitable hibernating partner as the temperatures drop. So be aware: is that occasional f*ck buddy into you or is he/she just into the location of your genitals? As Monica reminds us New Yorkers, "Brooklyn to Brooklyn is a myth."

Rimjobs are magical gifts that are possibly more generous than starting a scholarship fund for low-income handicapped Rugby players. It's sort of the pinnacle of butt stuff activities. "If getting rimmed in a nice shower doesn't bring you any pleasure, your assh*le is broken!" Monica and I discuss butt stuff and why I insist it feels so good! We also recall that time she participated by bringing out her Goldfinger…

New York City has a nearly endless array of options of all sorts of folk. If you need a community, this city has one for you! Relationships are frustrating in New York because all of our options lead to lots of indecision and non-commitment. On the other hand, these options are a godsend for outcasts who moved to this city to let their freak flag fly! Let's just say that the furry community in Des Moines, Iowa is not so robust. Dating in New York is a bit insane, but there ain't no other city like it!

Go check out Dr. Zhana Vrangalova on Periscope! Almost every day she is talking about the latest in sex research and answering your sex geek questions on a level I can't even begin to attempt. Check her out!

Follow Monica on Twitter & Instagram: @MokaVida!
Follow me on Twitter: @TheBillyProcida!

My thoughts and well-wishes to all those effected by the tragic terrorist attacks in Paris. Stay slutty and stay safe!

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Direct download: 2015-11-18-Monica.mp3
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Open relationships are a lot of work. This week's Manwhore Podcast guest Chery knows all about that! She trained her boyfriend into living an ethically nonmonogamous lifestyle. I met Chery at a New Year's Eve naked party and we caught up talking about big d*cks, nonmonogamy and what kind of board games you can play while naked!

Chery knew she was nonmonogamous and (at least) bisexual since high school. When she met her current boyfriend, the two had to ease into this lifestyle. He'd never had a girlfriend sleep with other men before. Chery has been patient with him as he warmed up to the idea of her taking on other lovers. We discuss what that was like to have different rules than her boyfriend.

Parents, how do you or did you talk about sex with your children? What's the best way to have "the talk"? I read one father's bullet points from a popular Reddit post, which you can read by clicking here. Let me know if you agree or disagree. Also, tell your kids what Chery tells us: don't put ice cubes in your _____.

I tried erotic hypnosis and it was f*cking awesome! I went into a trance to achieve an orgasm without touching myself and it was an incredible experience. I thought it was all bullsh*t until I actually gave it an honest try. Here's a link to the audio file I used. Good luck!

Naked parties are fun! Chery explains how her first naked party was to celebrate the rumored 2012 Apocalypse. We discuss what types of board games are even better when you take your clothes off. Might we first recommend Naked Jenga?

How do you "stumble into a threesome"? When you're an attractive young woman, I guess it's not that difficult! More conventional ways would be 3nder, Reddit and your whacky married friends after a night of red wine. Plus one listener writes in asking for advice on what to do with her frustrating on-again-off-again long-distance f*ck buddy.

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Direct download: 2015-11-11-Chery.mp3
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Every day millions of d*ck pics are sent unsolicited to women (and men!) around the world. This has caused catastrophic results. However, many women do love d*ck pics! This week's Manwhore Podcast is about one woman who loves them a whole extra lot. Soraya Doolbaz is a professional penis photographer. We talk about her art project dressing up dongs and why balls have yet to come into the frame!

Soraya Doolbaz gives tips and tricks to taking the perfect d*ck pic. The first rule of c*ck shots is to make sure the recipient wants them! Unsolicited sexts "are the modern day flasher," according to Soraya. But now she is rebranding the d*ck! By giving it proper lighting, angle and personality she is creating works of art out of what were once snapshots ladies would laught at while sharing them with friends over wine. Learn hot to take a d*ck pic from a pro!

Can balls be beautiful? Soraya and I discuss this oft-forgotten part of the package. "Balls are the plus-size models of dic pic photography!" This show is body-positive about balls! We also discuss why she witnessed the World's Saddest Handjob during a photo shoot.

When we think of homophobes, we typically think of the Southern states and church gatherings. One Honolulu police officer disgusted me, and the nation, when he harassed and arrested a vacationing lesbian couple after they were kissing in public. Now they are suing the police department after being detained in the state of Hawaii for five months with no jobs, home or money. How do you get mad about hot women kissing in public when you live in the gayest state in the country?

I gave some tips to's Aly Walansky about sex positions to stick to for your first time with a new partner. Read this article to find out why I'm now an "authority" on doggy style.

Make your d*ck beautiful by dressing it up in Soraya Doolbaz's web app! Just upload a photo and use some of her accessories to give your penis a personality. While you're at it, give it a cool, edgy backstory! Visit and check out her work!

Follow Soraya on Twitter: @dicturegallery
Follow me on Twitter: @TheBillyProcida

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Direct download: 2015-11-04-Soraya-Doolbaz.mp3
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